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Our goal is to make immigration safe and legal, ensure a steady work force, provide opportunity to those who love America, and secure our borders... by providing Mexicans with viable, affording neutering options.

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"It is dangerous for our security here. Let's do it the right way. Let's get them visas." - Governor Schwarzenegger (CA-R), Austrian immigrant

"The problem we have is the lack of a comprehensive immigration policy. This is a federal responsibility. We need to fix the immigration system that is broken." - Governor Bill Richards (NM-D), Mexi-Nicaraguan American

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Home Page of NeuterMexican.com, The ONLY Safe, Sane, Affordable & Agreeable Solution

Seriously dude, spay or neuter your Mexican already, it’s getting ridiculous around here… America, the single greatest, best nation on the face of the surface of God’s green earth, is facing an ever-greater incursion from without, and one that will not cease, pause or relent. We can build a wall a half-mile tall and three-thousand miles long, but the enemies of freedom will only see that as a greater reason to burrow deeper than ever before.

Only an idiot would think we could build a fence sufficient to stem the flow of immigration from our unfriendly neighbors of the south. We can’t just cut off our political and economical ties with them either, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a solution we can all come to terms with.

SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR MEXICANS!

As honest, hard-working Americans, we all know that we are not racists. We love our neighbors to the north and south equally, but we feel they belong in their own homelands, as we belong in ours. That’s not racist; it’s just the truth. That’s why we advocate the protection of both borders. We seek more than protection of our jobs and families, so we demand safety against the porous borders the terrorists will probably use to infiltrate this, our greatest, best nation God has placed on the face of this green earth. No sovereign nation can exist without staunchly defended borders, so we are not yet a free people until we fix this looming crisis.

A FAIR AND BALANCED SOLUTION

We don’t want to close the borders to laborers from other countries. We are neither stupid nor insane, no matter what our party mouthpieces may espouse on our behalves. Pay no mind to the words of the fake conservative spokes-jokers on that talking-head television box, since they are only entrusted to pander to the terrified masses of whitest watchers. Many from other nations come to the United States, work diligently towards the advancement of our American peoples, and then leave as they are required to. Sadly, many more do not.

We believe that work visas should still be dutifully permitted to the many educated and skilled workers from other countries, such as England, Wales and Great Britain, but we can also believe that those who wish to enter the United States without skills, such as those from Mexico, Guatemala or Columbia, should do so under different provisions scaled back to match their abilities to contribute to our nation. It’s not racist; it’s just how it is.

LET ONLY (AND ALL OF) THE FIXED IMMMIGRATE!

No more broken Mexicans. As long as we know they aren’t here to illegally attain citizenship, which they could otherwise do easily just by having a child, we are glad to have them pull our strawberries, tend our lawns, or build the very fences we once thought could only be good for keeping them out.

If we all band together and require a mandate to Spay & Neuter all Mexicans, we can let them immigrate with ease without fear that they’ll soon reclaim the great American southwest (mostly canyons and tumbleweeds, really) or demand that Spanish be taught to their children… and ours!