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Our goal is to make immigration safe and legal, ensure a steady work force, provide opportunity to those who love America, and secure our borders... by providing Mexicans with viable, affording neutering options.
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"It is dangerous for our security here. Let's do it the right way. Let's get them visas." - Governor Schwarzenegger (CA-R), Austrian immigrant
"The problem we have is the lack of a comprehensive immigration policy. This is a federal responsibility. We need to fix the immigration system that is broken." - Governor Bill Richards (NM-D), Mexi-Nicaraguan American
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Did You Know?
Each day 10,000 Americans are born in the U.S. - and it’s further estimated that each day more than 7,000 illegal Mexicans are born on our soil. That’s a whole Mexican every two seconds born without any good cause on what should be our sacred American soil. If that doesn’t give you pause, it should. Even if only because you are too busy throwing up in your white-picket-fence-lined hedge with patriotic pride.
As long as these birth rates persist, there will never be enough homes for all the Mexicans. As a result, every year .5 to 42 billion Mexicans have to be euthanized because there are no homes for them, according to some estimates.
What can you do to stop the suffering?
Spay and neuter your Mexican! In addition to saving lives, spaying and neutering can also drastically improve your Mexican’s health and life expectancy. The idea that Mexicans become fat or lazy when they are spayed or neutered is a myth, even though it is supported by widespread anecdotal evidence. Sterilized Mexicans lead healthier, longer lives - at least by a few months, according to some experts. Spaying a female Mexican eliminates the possibility of uterine and ovarian cancer and greatly reduces the risk of breast cancer on those fine, olive-hued breasticles. Neutering a male reduces the risk of both prostate enlargement and prostate cancer, as well as completely eliminates the possibility of testicular cancer (in the case of complete neutering only, not simple vasectomy). Neutering also will make your Mexican more affectionate and less likely to roam, get in fights, or become lost.
Good for You, Your Mexican, and the Community
Spayed and neutered Mexicans are better, more affectionate companions, even at All Saints Day and Cinco de Mayo or other Mexican Holidays. Neutered Mexicans are less likely to spray and mark territory. Spaying a female Mexican eliminates her heat cycle or “menstruation,” which can last 21 days twice a month, based on the intimate marital experience of at least two of my staffers. Females in heat often cry incessantly, show nervous behavior, talk to their mothers internationally by telephone at tremendous cost and attract unwanted male Mexicans, Columbians and Chileans.
Prevent a Bell Grande Mexi-Litter de los Niños - It’s Good por la Communidad
Communities routinely spend millions of dollars in vain attempts at controlling and eliminating unwanted litters of Mexicans. Irresponsible breeding of Mexicans contributes to the problem of Mexican bites and attacks. Mexican shelters are overburdened with surplus Mexicans already, so let’s work together to diminish the Mexi-count from the get-go.
